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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Its been three years since my last post

And alot has changed since then. I'm not gonna bore you with the details because anybody who is on this is also on Myspace or Facebook so you all know whats happening in my life. So, the question is: If I already have two social networking sites then why would I dig up this relic? Answer: 1. Because Xanga is awesome. It was my first social networking love and you never forget your first. 2. Because even though Myspace and Facebook have cool apps and make it faster to communicate with your friends the one thing they lake is the actual ability to blog. Sure you can make quick comments and post on the News Feed or the Bulletin Board but those are quick, fleeting things without any real tone or depth. I often find myself wanting to write long triads and rants but I always have to cut them down to two or three sentences but on Xanga I can feel free to write paragraph after paragraph on the hilarity of monkey's dresses like people (note: monkey's dressed like people are fuckin hilarious) or what I love about musicals (note: I fuckin love musicals). Now, to be fair, Myspace does have a blog feature but come on, who really uses that?

There's no life in Myspace and Facebook. Apps don't bring people together. Sure you can keep up with what your friends are doing in those meaningless one sentence posts ("School sucks." Oh my god! Thank you! You have so adequately expressed my feelings for school like no one has ever been able to do before! Please keep me informed on all the exciting things that are happening in your life! I eagerly await your witty repartee for the things that you think "suck"!) but there is no real life in those. Xanga lets you go in depth and lets the reader really get to know who you are. So please, if you have a Xanga, bring it back. If you dont, then start one. Its high time we look past the buddy pokes and status updates and start really paying attention to each other. So take some time out of your day to write a coupla paragraphs about the things you find important and to read what others have wrote, I think you'll find out alot about your friends and along the way you might find something out about yourself as well.

-Noremak

P.S. I know how corny that last sentence sounded but goddamnit it works.


Friday, September 15, 2006

"Supermassive Black Hole"

Oh baby dont you know I suffer?
Oh baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretenses
How long before you let me go?

You set my soul alight
You set my soul alight

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the 'supermassive'

I thought I was a fool for no-one
Oh baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth

You set my soul alight
You set my soul alight

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the 'supermassive'

Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole


"We came to wreck everything and ruin your life. God sent us."-- Romper Stomper

I met my bizzaro self yesterday. I think his name was Garth.

Also I got a new tires, they are sweet.

"I didn't do it for science! I didn't do it for glory! Im just mean!"-- Chopper Chicks in Zombietown.

"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social."-- The Breakfast Club

Morgan Freeman is Galactus


Thursday, August 17, 2006

"Immortal Corrupter" - GWAR

Centuries of carnage
Centuries of chaos yet unfolding
A planet built on bone
Spinning in a space
Unmolded

Armies are arrayed
Like toys on tabletops it's almost funny
Bodies raped and flayed
The sea is red with blood the sky is sunny

Immortal!
Corrupter!

Your entrails are displayed
Upon a rack we break the bones within you
Your fighters are dismayed and wonder if it is wise to continue
To resist my will
The babies that I bake fill a volcano
I'm clogging up the kill
My wretched baby paste requires Drano

I'm out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Chew the womb, seal the tomb, leave the dead behind
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind

The betrayer is enraged
His mask is gone his crimson hauberk cloven
His brains they are arrayed
Amongst the ruin of the lies he'd spoken

Immortal!
Corrupter!

And if I was a sperm
I'd consecrate my germ and then continue
And if I was a worm
I'd find a way that I could crawl up in you

Crawl up in you!

And if I was a sperm...
Immortal!
And if I was a worm...
Corrupter!
If I was a sperm, if I was a germ...

I'm out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind

Oh your God, The GWAR show was kick ass!!!

This is the second time Iv seen them and it was just as good. You should see my shirt, it started out white and now its like some weird color from all the blood and cum and urine that was sprayed on me. I have it hanging up on my wall with the date of the show so i'll never forget.

Christina went with me which was cool cause I havent seen her in over a year so it was awsome to have someone getting jizzed on with me.


Sunday, July 30, 2006

"THUDER KISS '65" - White Zombie

well sweet little sista's high in hell cheat'n on a halo -
grind in a odyssey holocaust heart kick on tomorrow -
breakdown - agony said "ectasy" in overdrive she come a
riding on the world - thunder kiss'n 1965 - yeah - wow!
five - yeah - wow!! demon-warp is coming alive in 1965 -
five - five - yeah - livin' fast and dying young like a
endless poetry - my motor-psycho nightmare freak out
inside of me - my soul salvation liberation on the drive -
the power of the blaster move me faster - 1965 - yeah -
wow! - five - yeah - wow! - demon-warp is coming alive in
1965 - five - five - yeah - gimme that gimme that now - now
- now - yeah - roll'n like a supersonic another fool that
gets down on it - pig sweat a million miles - i got a heart
atomic style - i make it look easy - that's what i said -
blast of silence explodes in my head - yeah - yeah - yeah -
gimme that gimme that now - step
to the moonshine frenzy hail: the
ressurection - what's new pussycat?
can you dig the satisfaction? well,
you can't take it with you but you
can in overdrive - yeah! some like it
hot and twist'n, 1965 - yeah - wow! -
five - yeah - wow! demon-warp is
coming alive in 1965 - five - five

Well, update time I guess. My brother and his girlfriend just got a puppy! Its a little boxer, its so cute!

Schools about to start up again and im kinda sad. As much as I hated that place, I had some of my best times there and it makes me sad to think that im not going to those anymore, I mean im still gonna have fun and everything but it just feels weird knowing that i'll never have school fun anymore. Oh, well. Im still gonna come and visit alot and hang out so it wont be too bad.

Also, I finally broke down and started a Myspace. 'Its A Ballroom Blitz' Look me up.


Thursday, July 13, 2006

90's Kids & Anthrax

Belly Of The Beast: Anthrax

You Walk This Earth Without A Heart
You Tear The Innocent's Souls Apart
You Shovel Your Conscience Into The Grave
You Walk This Earth Without A Heart
Your Uniform Couldn't Be Taken Off
A Tattoo Burned Into Your Flesh
Your Mind, Your Voice
These Are Your Instruments Of Death
How Could You Dare To Be So Bold
You Only Did As You Were Told
Marionettes Dancing In Time
To The Apologetic Lines
For All The Monsters Of Our Time

Who Is Evil, Who Is Blind?
In The Name Of Who You'll Find
A City Of Souls Dying For Peace
Welcome To The Belly Of The Beast
One Mind, One Voice
Welcome To The Belly Of The Beast
Who Hears, Your Voice?

Millions, Never, Never Again
Madness, Never, Never Again
Martyrs, Dead That Can't Die
Monsters

Insanity, The Normal State
The Left Hand A Hammer, The Right The Stake
Driven So Deep Into The Heart
It's Killing Love, It's Killing Faith
It's Killing 'Cause It's From The Heart
What Better Way To Demoralize
When Your Own Children Are Your Spies
The Things You Trust Are Not The Same
Trust In Death, Trust In Grief
Trust In Hope Is Trust In Pain

Who Is Evil, Who Is Blind?
In The Name Of Who You'll Find
A City Of Souls Dying For Peace
Welcome To The Belly Of The Beast
One Mind, One Voice
Welcome To The Belly Of The Beast
Who Hears, Your Voice?

Millions, Never, Never Again
Madness, Never, Never Again
Martyrs, Dead That Can't Die
Monsters

Who Is Evil, Who Is Blind?
In The Name Of Who You'll Find
You're Not Supposed To Question Faith
But How Do You Accept This Fate?

Millions, You Walk This Earth Without A Heart
Madness, Tear The Innocent's Souls Apart
Martyrs, Shovel Your Conscience Into The Grave
Monsters

A City Of Souls Dying For Peace
Welcome To The Belly Of The Beast
One Mind, One Voice
Welcome To The Belly Of The Beast
Who Hears, Your Voice?
This Is The Belly Of The Beast
And All The Souls Dying For Peace
Inside The Belly Of The Beast

Millions, Never, Never Again
Madness, Never, Never Again
Martyrs, Dead That Can't Die
Monsters

Anybody under the age of 15 should not read this, and if you should, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90s kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it.

You're a 90s kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.


You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

you danced to "wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the red* Ranger were meant to be together.

To the last sentence you said.....hey...Tommy was the green* ranger!!!!

*later to be white

When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being tommy.

You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

You remember a time before the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You thought Brain woud finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.

when we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy.

Before the Internet & text messaging.

Before Sidekicks & iPods.

Before MIKE JONES

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When Tupac and Biggie were alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back.

Tag.

Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.... now there are just ghetto ones

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.

HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!

"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.

The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals were you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

CAPRI SUN

Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.

Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.

The original Power Rangers

Or what about:

The Secret Life of Alex Mac.

Ren & Stimpy.

Double Dare.

Rocco's Modern Life.

AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

Wild & Crazy Kids.

Clarissa Explains it All.

CAMP NOWHERE

salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The original cast members of all that.

Kenan & Kel.

"CITY GUYS"...ROLLW/ THE CITY GUYS

doug.

magic school bus.

Nick Arcade.

flash forward.

pete and pete.

legends of the hidden temple.

hey dude.

dinosaurs.

pinky and the brain.

Sailor Moon.

blossom.

hangin with mr.copper.

wishbone.

bill-nye the science guy.

MR RODGERS!!!!

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.

or nick jr. with face

gulah gulah island

little bear

under the unbrella tree

PEE-WEE!!!

Fraggle Rock

The Big Comfy Couch

C Bear & Jamal

Sneaking 2 watch South Park

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Eurika's Castle!!!

Class field trips.

POGS

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when:

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT???

Smud and Yak Back. Skip It and Bop-It.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

who would have thought youd miss the 90's so much!!!!!


You're a 90s kid when you read this and smiled and laughed at least 5 of these.


if you are a 90s kid, repost.



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